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10:35 pm
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A summoning tonight!
So, this Tuesday, I got an email from a friend with the subject: "a cthulhu tonight!" Never mind why. This led me to think of "A Comedy Tonight" from A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum. An hour or so later:
Something unpleasant
Something incessant
Something for everyone, a summoning tonight!
Something that gibbers,
Something with flippers
Something for everyone, a summoning tonight!
Tags: a funny thing happened on the way to the, cthulhu, musical, parody
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03:46 pm
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More Lovecraft
So, some person who will go nameless (no, not Hastur: less eldritch) decides to advertise a roleplaying dating thing to the MIT Campus Crusade for Cthulhu list because ... well, it must have seemed like a good idea at the time. Others flamed, justly. The High Priestess responded, "Anybody want to play Hastur to my Shub-Niggurath?"
So with apologies to Christopher Malowe and Robert Chambers:
The Passionate Hastur to His Love
Come live with me and be my god
And we with every pseudopod
And tentacle, and squamous thing
Shall make Lake of Hali ring.
Thy foetid brood can romp and play
On some quaint planet far away
Until there's only you and I
In lost Carcosa, dim and dry.
And I will make thee beds of slime
From kelp and glue and mesenchyme,
A frock of skin, a skirt of hands,
And garlands of pineal glands.
Crazed celebrants will shriek and bellow
"A consort for the King In Yellow!"
We'll stroke their minds until they break
As twin suns sink beneath the lake,
And when we meld and interlace,
Man's sanity, and time, and space
Shall twist and melt where we have trod
So live with me and be my god!
The Hyades shall melodize
For thy delight where black stars rise,
If these delights thy mind may prod,
Then live with me and be my god.
{I worry I may have messed up some of the thee and thous. Also, sorry, no footnotes this time. The main sources are "Cassilda's Song" from The King in Yellow and "The Passionate Shepherd to His Love" by Christopher Marlowe. The Hyades are stars, Carcosa is (probably) a city, and mesenchyme is a kind of embryonic connective tissue.}
[Edited for spelling, and to note that the other inspiration was the origin of the name "Hastur" in the Bierce story "Haita the Shepherd."]
[Edited again to add a missing "with".]
Tags: bierce, cthulhu, hastur, lovecraft, parody, poem
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11:29 pm
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Eldritch Miscellany
So, you're all familiar with the HP Lovecraft Historical Society, yes? Good. Today I went caroling with some fellow-travelers in the MIT Campus Crusade for Cthulhu, and we sang a number of the lovely mythos-themed tunes from their "A Very Scary Solstice" songbook. "Carol of the Old Ones" and "Awake Ye Scary Great Old Ones" in sumptuous four-part harmony: mmm, eldritch!
At practice, I decided I wanted to sing "Demon Sultan Azathoth" (to the tune of "Good King Wenceslas") as a round. But since the songbook only had a single verse, I needed to write some more. Here's what I came up with:
Thanks to ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) goddess32585 for organizing, photocopying, and cider afterwards, and to seborn for the word "squamosa," and to photonsrain for a lovely WAC T-shirt.
In the bad news department, I'm sick. Feels coldlike. After caroling, my voice was nothing but a whispery croak.
Tags: caroling, cthulhu, footnotes, lovecraft
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